the witless poisoner

The elder child was the immigrant  family’s Chief Poisoner. Armed with a 2-4-D tank and a wickedly long plastic syringe, the dutiful assassin of dandelions, clover, ragweed, chickweed, and those nightmare garden warriors—thistles....

-Ibrahim Honjo, and 

-Eric Paul Shaffer, and 

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